Noodelation is admittedly a mixture of reality and parody. Sometimes approaching a taboo subject with humor can be an effective way to uncover debilitating fears and unquestioned habits. Does Noodelation work as a massage technique? Yes, but don't just take our word for it. Find a suitable partner, study the technique, and give it a try.
The Official Noodelation Handbook offers a detailed look at the subject, and will certainly make you smile, or laugh out loud. Reading the book in public, with the cover discreetly exposed, may well serve as a signpost for those in need of a new way to understand the mind/buttocks relationship.
"Airport patdowns were never like this, no butts about it!"
- Paul Krassner, writer, rabble-rouser, co-founder of the Yippies,
and publisher of The Realist from 1958 to 2001